Easy, Sleazy, SmotherGirl.

May 11

patrickstumpsfacialexpressions:

I LOVE YOU JON STEWART

this argument is so incredibly stupid. i can’t even process the fact that it’s a professional politician typically making it. marry dogs? ice cream? clearly because they have reasoning and consent ability right? THAT ARGUMENT DOESN’T WORK! IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE WHAT SO EVER!

Oh, you didn’t know? Gays aren’t considered human, just mindless mammals too stupid to know better. *rolls eyes* These guys are complete morons.

Mar 17

Rocking Kermit the Turtle for St. Patty’s Day! Everyone have fun and get shitty tonight.

Mar 16

Painting my nails in my parent’s back yard. Loving this new China Glaze polish in Ingrid

Feb 13

Very cold, very rainy. (Taken with instagram)

She doesn’t trust me near the door when I’m in my work clothes. (Taken with instagram)

He’s patiently waiting to be fed - too bad I couldn’t capture his haphazard journey to the counter. (Taken with instagram)

Feb 6

Fab.com Flash Sale. Holy Sh/t I Love You , 27% off

Just got this for my boyfriend for Valentine’s Day, hope it gets in in time! :) Thanks so much, KaelahBee, for the awesome site suggestion. :) You’re blog helped save Valentine’s Day!

Jan 18

“The Wikipedia blackout presents a horrifying picture of a world with no knowledge. So does the Fox News website, which is running normally.” Andy Daglas (via kateoplis)

Jan 6

creepykate:

matttoka:

CHECK OUT MY COVER OF ADELE’S “SOMEONE LIKE YOU” AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK \m/

:D Fuck yes.

Mute it and look at that dog… I want a dog like that, it’s fucking ADORABLE!

Jan 5

Made Snickers Croissants! So good!